| About 30 minutes ago, my brother and my mom was talking about sex.
My mom is first generation korean, FOB style. First generation morals. --no sex until marriage
Mom: I don't want any girls ringing our doorbell saying that they are pregnant with your child.
Gary: Well, stop going through my wallet and taking out my condoms. Since you are taking out my condoms, one day a girl will be ringing at our door saying that they are pregnant. So stop taking my condoms.
Mom: ---she's getting frustrated at this point--- Why do you need condoms anyways?
Gary: So girls won't come ringing our doorbell.
She gets mad saying he should never have sex until marriage. balhbalhba
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| I am currently sitting in the library and there is a couple sitting at a table across of me, inhaling each others tongues and eating each others throats and ears.
OK. Behind closed doors that stuff is perfectly fine, but in the library, right next to a computer where no one can sit down and use it because of this horny inconsiderate couple. I have never been more disgusted in my life watching two people being two steps away from creating a live porno.
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